dear people who think you have money issues.

You do not.

If you call “saving” not visiting Starbucks every day, you don’t have money issues.

If your definition of pinching pennies is only seeing one or two movies a month, you don’t have money issues.

If you call “scrimping” choosing discount instead of designer, you don’t have money issues.

If your savings account has enough to put down on a home, you don’t have money issues.

If your splurge this month was a $200 pair of sunglasses, you do not have money issues (but you probably will one day).

Now…

If you’re on first-name basis with your bank’s customer service department, you have money issues.

If you eat lunch at home every day and still run short on cash each month, you have money issues.

If you post wish lists on your blog just to get it out of your system, you have money issues.

If your savings account has been depleted by legitimate emergencies, you have money issues.

If your splurge this month was takeout from Whataburger, you have money issues.

Guess which category we fall in?