Monday, November 10, 2014

spoken in the shop, vol. 19.

On going vegetarian
"Is there such a thing as vegan cheese?"


On appropriate phone salutations
"Hel- *cough, cough* -lo? Sorry. I got choked up on my own saliva."


On life as a #bossgirl
90-year-old man to me: "Where's your boss?"
Me: "Actually, I'm the boss!"
Man: "How does an 8-year-old girl run a business?"


On rush hour
Customer: "When's your busiest time of the week?"
Me: "Today. Saturdays are always busy!"
Customer: "Well there's no one here."


On advice, part i.
Older female customer: "You have the prettiest hands. I hope you take care of them."

On advice, part ii.
Customer: "I see you're carrying X's book."
Me: "Why yes we are! He's been so pleasant to work with!"
Customer: "Well, you're nice if you're a female who chooses to work with X."
Me, confused.
Customer: "I just mean, if X were to invite you to his library, the books wouldn't be the only things he'd check out."


On Taylor Swift
Male customer: "So you guys really must like Taylor Swift. She's been on every time I've come in the store."
Me: "Oh, sorry about that. We kind of love her. Don't worry, though. We might be over it next week."
Male customer: "No, what's really scary is I know all the words to like half of these songs."


On how Olivia Pope affects all of us
Male customer: "I need something new to read. Nothing too scandalous; my life's scandalous enough."


On fame and fortune
Little boy with young adult novel, Star Attraction: "Daddy, I found a book!"
Dad: "You did? What kind of a book is it?"
Little boy, flipping pages: "It has WORDS!"


On deals and steals
Young boy runs through store. Mother follows behind: "He's free to a good home."


On relationship upgrades
Male customer, standing next to girlfriend: "You guys don't happen to sell nicer girlfriends here, do you?"
Me: "No." To girl: "And we don't sell nicer boyfriends either."


On record deals
Manager, singing quietly in the store.
Customer, peeking from behind corner: "I'd sign you!"


On Amazon maybe being the better choice for some people
Me to customer: "Are you finding everything okay today?"
Customer: "Everything but the prices."
Me, confused: "Oh, I'm sorry. They're all on the back of the books."
Customer: "No, no. I know where the prices are. You asked if they were okay."


On erotica knowing no age boundaries
Female customer: "I'm looking for a book for my 80-year-old brother."
Manager: "Well, what does he like?"
Customer: "His favorite book is Fifty Shades of Grey."

Monday, October 6, 2014

spoken in the shop, vol. 18.

On family members
"You have to read these books. They're so funny, so gentle. It's like being with Aunt... well, whoever your favorite aunt is." 


On appropriate greetings
Me: "Good morning!"
Customer: "Uh-huh."


On shopping standards
Four-year-old girl: "I'm not in the mood for necklaces today."


On that moment I feel like a failure
"It's just a bookstore, like Books-A-Million."


On teaching your child the way he should go
Dad, coloring during story time: "I'm giving my bird a blue mohawk. He's a punk rock bird."
Little boy: "Dad, what's a punk rock bird?"
Dad: "A bird with good taste."


On questions you should know the answer to
Me: "Would you like a bag today, ma'am?"
Customer, long pause: "What? What does that mean?"
Me: "Would you like a bag for your book today?"
Customer, long pause, expectant look: "Yes..."
Me: "Believe it or not, not everyone wants one."
Customer: "Oh."


On candy and cats
Customer, while sampling candy corn at the register: "I have to name my cat 'Candy Corn.' It's perfect!"


On treating yo' self.
Manager: "Can I help you find anything today?"
Customer: "Oh, I'm just out dinker-donkerin' around."


On fame and fortune
"I'm famous on Goodreads. I got 800 likes on a review."

Friday, September 19, 2014

a note to my grandmother.

My grandmother would have turned 96 this week. She passed away nearly three years ago, and I think about her all of the time. I've been fortunate to experience close relationships with all of my grandparents. They were (and are) treasures to me, and the older I get, the more I realize how valuable it is to watch someone be older than you. Does that make sense? 

Our society, I'm afraid, is becoming more and more segregated by age, and I think that's sad, because I learn so much from people who are older and wiser than I. In turn, I watched my grandmother live a very long life, thanks -- in part, I believe -- to the young ones she lived alongside. I think she stayed young by being around those who were younger. 

So, then, it should be no surprise I find kindred spirits all over this world, people who are older and younger than me. In fact, in this small town I now call home, some of the most precious people I have met remind me a great deal of my grandmother. My relationship with her has enabled me to experience relationships with other older and wiser women. I thought about her today, and I wanted to write her this letter. 


Dear Mama, 

I thought about you a lot this week. Thomasville is filled with so many older people; some of them are lovely; others are not. You showed me what it looks like to age gracefully, and because of that, I tend to be harder on the grumpier crowd. You were a lot of things, but grumpy wasn't one of them. You were a "whistle while you work" kind of woman, and so much of you is who I want to be.

Today, the sweetest lady came in the store. She visits all the time, and she's always acted interested in me, in my story. I liked her from the moment I met her (which, as you know, is saying something), and I wonder if it's because she reminds me a little bit of you. She wears a lot of purple, and her hair is white, but today we talked about books and the Roosevelts -- there's a documentary on PBS right now that's rather popular -- and she told me how glad she was I had taken over the store. Customers rarely tell me that; it's just not important. Even if they think it, they don't say it, and that's fine with me. But this woman took the time today to tell me I was lovely, that I was doing a good job. It meant the world to me, and I wondered if it was maybe you? I think that sometimes. 

We have another loyal customer who struggles a little bit with her memory. She calls a lot and orders books, and I hope we take good care of her. This week, a customer came to me with a customer service complaint, and I took it rather hard. Criticism is difficult for me, but this comment especially stung. I'd like to think that what sets The Bookshelf apart is our service. I try so hard to call customers by name, to remember who they are and what they read. When I discover we've made a mistake, I tend to stress and over-analyze. Like you, I want to do my work excellently. So back to this loyal customer struggling with memory loss. 

She has a hard time getting out. And I think of you, and how you never had a driver's license, something I can't really comprehend now. (I really like to drive.) So sometimes, we deliver this woman's books. I do it for her, but I also do it for you. Today, I pulled into the assisted living home, and she was waiting for me on the porch. A nurse asked if I was her granddaughter, and I smiled and said, "Nope! I'm her bookseller!" And she got the biggest grin on her face. 

I don't always do a good job. Customers are hard for me. I'm not the extrovert you are. (Thank goodness I married one, or I'm not sure I'd ever leave the house!) But delivering those books every so often? I am proud to do that. I am grateful to be able to do that. I do that because I am your granddaughter. (And I am His daughter.) 

As I sat with this woman and looked at the pictures on her wall and petted her dog and listened to her stories, I thought about you. I told her about you, actually. How I was named for you and hopefully inherited some of your genes. She liked hearing about you, and as I was talking, I realized: I could speak with her -- without discomfort or awkwardness, despite my introverted nature -- because of you. And Papa. And Papa B. Being with all of you equipped me to find friends in the unlikeliest of places: in the woman who wears purple and needs a new book for her granddaughter. In the woman with her master's degree, struggling with the loss of her treasured memory. In my 90-year-old British friend who taught me how to take my tea.

I am so incredibly glad I grew up visiting with you. I am glad you taught me how to sew, and although I wish those lessons had stuck (because I am sorry to say they did not), I am even more glad you taught me how to love all kinds of people, how to talk with all kinds of people.

It is a joy of my life that my life is not limited to my peers. I believe we live richer existences when we befriend people who are different from us. And like so many things, it is not always easy, but it is often good. 

Thank you for teaching me that. 

Love and miss you every day, 


Tuesday, September 16, 2014

on life in a small town.

We are lucky. 

It's hard to remember that when the humidity is as thick as sweet tea and our breaths become deep and measured on walks around the neighborhood. We are in the last long, dwindling days of summer, and in the South, the dog days can be excruciating. You, with your west coast breezes and your falling leaves and your sweater-buying? I envy you. 

But last weekend, we walked around our quaint downtown and celebrated the arts. We explored new shops and admired larger-than-life murals. We said hello to friends and frequent customers, to acquaintances and fellow shop owners. 

It was fun, and I'm not sure it would have been possible in a bigger city. 

I tweeted last week that I didn't understand the term "love-hate relationship" until I moved to a small town. 

And I am almost terrified of blogging about these feelings, because the Internet is weird, and I don't know who reads this space anymore. I am afraid that maybe my fellow small town dwellers will read my words and misunderstand my confusion for dislike, so let me quickly clarify: We are enjoying small town living. It is fun and goofy and different and weird. Kind of like us, honestly.

The characters we meet are worthy of classic literature. Our house is within the downtown limits, and we can hear the football games and the high school marching band from our front porch. That is good, good stuff. 

We're fortunate, too, because our Southern small town is growing and thriving, not dying. That arts festival? It couldn't happen just anywhere. Next month, there will be a book festival and a film festival. The following month, a celebration of plantation wildlife. Our town is unique and gifted, and we like it here. 

But there is something about small town culture, isn't there? I'm grateful for Gilmore Girls and the Mitford books and Anne of Green Gables, because thanks to them, I knew small town life would be different. But Southern small town life is its own beast. And I told my mother the other day I was so confused. Because there are Friday Night Lights and arts festivals, and Jordan and I happen to really like both (we have always been football and museum kind of people). But we're discovering those cultures don't really cross one another's paths here. And it is so odd to straddle both -- to enjoy the high school marching band but to also relish painted murals on a wall. My mother -- because she is my mother -- insisted our tastes just mean we are well-rounded, but it doesn't really feel like that here. It feels like I have to choose, and I'd rather not. (Let's face it: I probably won't.)

Add to that dilemma the fact that I am known here now -- book lady and all that jazz -- but of course I am not really known, and it's all rather difficult.

I think this is really just what moving is like; in other words, maybe none of these scenarios is even specific to small town living. Maybe this is just what it's like to grow up and move and have to find your place in the world over and over and over again. 

We are carving out a space. We are attending high school football games (for which we had to Google what colors the teams wore) and finding local hang outs. I have discovered the city's best milkshake, which feels like a big accomplishment. We are attending local theater dinners and taking late night walks and learning to live with streets that shut down at 7:00 p.m. I am contemplating joining a gym, which we all know will end in futility, but it's fun to consider nonetheless. 

I read a lot of blogs by people who live in New York and San Francisco and Salt Lake City and Austin and Chicago, and they're lovely. I relish their words, and I don't read them because of their geography, but I wonder: Where are the small town dwellers, and what can they teach me? I am desperate to learn how I am supposed to do this, how I am supposed to find my place. I need to know what other small town dwellers know.

Jordan and I used to discuss, hypothetically, what it would be like to live in a small town. There's one conversation I remember with absolute clarity. We talked about how we would break in to people's lives, how we'd try to be approachable and kind. We talked about the fun (to Jordan) and horror (to me) of everyone knowing your name and your business.

I don't know what to think of all of this. I'm not quite sure if I'm the big city person I think I am, but there are days I wonder if a small town life is for me.

Of course, for today, it is. Because we have chosen this, and thus far, I don't think it's been a bad decision. Different from decisions our friends have made? Gosh, absolutely. Different from what we imagined? Probably, yes. But better? In many ways, you bet. 

So here we are, living in the small town South, figuring it out -- as so many of us are -- as we go. It's not so bad, really. We are trailblazers, in a way. I think one day, we will tell our children the stories of how mommy and daddy moved to a small town and bought a bookstore and tried to make things happen, and maybe they will laugh and roll their eyes, but maybe they'll be inspired to do something different, too.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

spoken in the shop, vol. 17.

On why gender issues exist
Customer 1: "Look at this animal book! It's done by the Smithsonian."
Customer 2: "Yeah. It'd be a great gift for a little boy." 


On perspective
Me: "You have a great weekend!"
Customer (approx. 70-years-old): "I intend to. And if I don't, it's my own fault!"


On erotica
"You might want to tell your other customers this one's about 25 shades of grey."


On confidence
First grader at story time: "I really do think I'm the smartest girl in the world."


On job qualifications
Phone call: "Are you hiring?"
Me: "We're not currently hiring, but I do encourage people to drop off their resumes if they're interested."
Phone call, hesitation: "Do I have to work the cash register?


On not understanding local bookselling
Phone call: "Do you all buy books from"


On compliments
We have a wooden cat with glasses sitting by our register.
Customer to manager: "The cat looks like you."


On treating yo' self.
"Mom! It's always about money! Sometimes you've just got to take a load off!"


On why Google is so important
"When I send my book to a publisher, do you know what format my pictures need to be in?"

Monday, September 8, 2014

fear and trembling.

It's been a while.

The words have been percolating, and I'm still not sure they're ready to come out, but this week Shauna Niequist wrote that for her, writing equals learning, and the same, I think, is true of me. I write my way through things, and my life has been such a chaotic, beautiful mess these past several months, the words have been set on the back burner, slowly bubbling up, waiting to take on a life of their own.

Here I am, then, telling my story in bits and pieces, because the words won't wait anymore.

We are finding our home in Thomasville. I laugh at the Annie of six months ago, the Annie who gave herself a deadline to find new friends and a new church, who thought deadlines would help fix everything because normally, they do. I love deadlines and lists and the adrenaline that comes from setting a goal and meeting it.

But friends and faith are not about goals, I've discovered. You can build it, and they still might not come.

Setting my table wasn't enough. I think that's worth mentioning, because a lot of advice I received and words I read encouraged me to move forward, to put myself out there, and things would start happening.

That's not true, not always.

So instead, it is September, and we are settling into life here, but it is different, and it is hard not to pour all of that out when people unwittingly ask how we are doing. We have moved to a small town in the South where everyone knows each other and has family and community built in and at their fingertips -- how do you think we are doing?

I have taken over a bookstore -- a dream -- but change is hard in a small town, and I understand that. It's hard, but I understand it. So I am putting my head down and doing the work, which is all I really know to do. And slowly, the guards are coming down, and people are warming up to me and what I have to offer. It has been painful, but it is rewarding and good for me, and I am happy.

The store itself is doing well. We will never be millionaires, but things are growing, moving. I have staff members and co-workers who respect me and who carry burdens and who do the work right along with me. I am thrilled with them, though in the back of my mind, I wonder how long they will stay. Such is the burden of retail. So I am learning to be content and happy right now, and that is yet another hard thing -- the list of hard things grows a little longer each day, I think.

Our community is good. It doesn't look like I thought it would. (What does, I wonder?) I don't have kindred spirits or giggle-until-you-cry friends. There are no girls' nights. I am intimidated by the intimacy others have formed in decades of life here, but I am also hopeful, and I am discovering that my own time is limited and valuable, perhaps more now than ever before, and as a result, friendships and community might look different than they did a few years ago. I am entering a season in which mingling and networking and "putting myself out there" will all become impossibilities.

I have decided, then, to not try quite as hard. Instead, as with the bookstore, I am going to put my head down and do the work in the ways I know how. I am going to be friendly and kind and warm, but I may not make every event or activity because I just can't. I have tried too hard, I think, these past few months, and it has to stop. Remarkably, I am okay with this. I am trusting the friends will come, with time and effort and faith. For now, it is what it is. And I don't find that truth unpleasant; I find it hopeful.

Creating a home for ourselves in Thomasville meant finding a house and making it look like we lived and loved there. It meant building a community of people we could call ours. It meant opening our hearts and our hands and our pocketbooks to entrepreneurship and all the good and bad it brings. It meant refocusing our faith and finding a church to breathe and be life in.

Last weekend, we spent time with family from all over these Southern states, and would you know almost every person our age was struggling with the question of church and faith? My brother, I think, was disheartened by so much dissatisfaction and hurt, but I was comforted. It is always comforting to know we are not alone.

Jordan and I are trying a new thing with our faith. We are stepping out in prayer and pursuing something different, something unrecognizable to many of our family and friends. I have rarely been specific here about our faith stories, about where we were raised and how we've become who we are. I have hesitated, perhaps out of fear, but more likely out of the potential for hurt and confusion.

We love the way we were raised. We love our faith history. But it is time to focus on our faith going forward.

Yes, I've hurt and been hurt, but this isn't about that. This is about a faith that had grown stagnant and weary and dry, and a corner I turned a few weeks ago when we took a leap in a new direction, and I woke up realizing I was excited for Sunday.

I don't know how much to share yet, but I believe so actively in sharing stories, in grace and authenticity. So I'm sharing this little bit: That Bible verse, the one about working out your salvation with fear and trembling? It shouldn't scare you. It should free you. It has freed me.

The answers aren't clear. Jordan fights long and hard for black and white; I tend to dwell in grey. That's okay. Maybe answers will come; maybe they won't. What matters for us is the pursuit of a faith and belief that is active, working, breathing. I'm not sure yet where that will take us, but I am grateful we are doing it together. 

I don't want to leave the impression that life isn't good, because it is. Who I am now is not, thankfully, who I was a year ago. When I think about this time last year, I realize I was unhappy, stressed, and confused. We had just begun to take over the store, and the growing pains were immense, and we made mistakes. We hadn't moved, so our life was split between these two places. We're not there anymore, and I am glad. 

Moving takes time. In this world of instantaneous communication, of Pinterest boards and Instagram photos, it's important to remember life takes time. My friends teased me when I moved, that my house was decorated and put together in the blink of an eye. What they may not realize is I needed that, because it wasn't going to happen anywhere else. Anyone can hang a picture or put throw pillows on a couch. But building a community? Running a store? Starting a website? Creating a podcast? Forming a staff? Finding a church? None of that moves quickly. 

I'm learning to embrace the now, and I'm learning to embrace how slow it all moves. 

Our goal in all of this -- in life, in entrepreneurship, in friends and church and faith -- is to open our hands. To take each day as it comes, and to learn from it. I'm trying to let go of expectations and watch what happens when I do. 

My palms are open wide. The words are coming back. And I am fearful and trembling, but hoping too.