Monday, February 17, 2014

spoken in the shop, vol. 10.



On, well... James Patterson
Customer 1: "Where can I find your James Patterson books?"
Customer 2: "In the old man section."

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On happiness
Store manager: "How are you today, sir?"
Customer: "I don't know. I haven't asked my wife yet." 

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On the store's letter writing club
6-year-old-boy: "This was definitely worth it, Mom."

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On French cuisine
"How much are your maroons?"

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On a parent's love
 Me: "Do Mommies love us when we're in time out?"
Entire story time group: "NO!"

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On patience
"Hey, I have a question, Mommy. Can I get kind of a big book? Because I've been waiting."


4 comments:

memory said...

These are priceless.

Rachel Reeves said...

This makes me so happy. Love the time-out comment!

Rachel Reeves said...

This makes me so happy. Love the time-out comment!

Najee said...

The one about the maroons made me giggle. :)