Customer 1: "Where can I find your James Patterson books?"
Customer 2: "In the old man section."
Customer 2: "In the old man section."
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On happiness
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On the store's letter writing club
6-year-old-boy: "This was definitely worth it, Mom."
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On French cuisine
"How much are your maroons?"
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On a parent's love
Me: "Do Mommies love us when we're in time out?"
Entire story time group: "NO!"
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On patience
"Hey, I have a question, Mommy. Can I get kind of a big book? Because I've been waiting."
Store manager: "How are you today, sir?"
Customer: "I don't know. I haven't asked my wife yet."
Customer: "I don't know. I haven't asked my wife yet."
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On the store's letter writing club
6-year-old-boy: "This was definitely worth it, Mom."
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On French cuisine
"How much are your maroons?"
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On a parent's love
Me: "Do Mommies love us when we're in time out?"
Entire story time group: "NO!"
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On patience
"Hey, I have a question, Mommy. Can I get kind of a big book? Because I've been waiting."
4 comments:
These are priceless.
This makes me so happy. Love the time-out comment!
This makes me so happy. Love the time-out comment!
The one about the maroons made me giggle. :)
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